Hi, I'm Nikki.

28-year-old aspiring human and recovering entertainment industry reject. There's a very good chance I was the kid your mom didn't want you hanging out with on the playground.

I tweet a lot of irreverent shit here, and post a lot of embarrassing baby pictures here.

Otherwise, you can find me fruitlessly attacking the pile of unread books on my desk, watching Boston sports, doodling on every surface available and trying to show you pictures of my dog. Though, to be fair, he's really cute.